An English professor wrote the words:
"A woman without her man is nothing"
on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it Correctly.
All of the males in the class wrote:
"A woman, without her man, is nothing."
All the females in the class wrote:
"A woman: without her, man is nothing."
Genius these students
I give all my salary and have them in my class
I give all my salary and have them in my class
